Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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