Sponge bath it is.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Oh god it's open bar.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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