im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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