You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
barbara walters just said penis...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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