Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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