So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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