Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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