Dual....:-)
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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