Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it hurts more in the daytime
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ugly people sure do ruin things
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
