i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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