Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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