Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think i got beer on your cat.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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