where am i from again
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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