I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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