just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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