Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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