i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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