In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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