I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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