I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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