In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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