Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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