No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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