If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize