We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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