he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
how drunk are you?
Several
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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