dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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