Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
