as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he puts the penis in happiness.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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