maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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