Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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