Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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