Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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