so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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