I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How external is "for external use only"?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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