R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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