I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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