Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So vagazzling was a success
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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