I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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