Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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