He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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