Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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