shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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