You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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