we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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