paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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