Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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