That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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