Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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