Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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