Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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