Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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