when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
