How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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