HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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