Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
