What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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