I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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