I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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